Chatroom Romance
Words and Music by Toby Madigan
Copyright SongFontain Music.
Her name was Bobbie, or so I thought
Even in a chatroom she looked so hot
She was only twenty, about my age
But something ‘bout her seemed so strange
She was a model, or so she said
Good thing my computer was near my bed
‘cause we were staying up and chatting every night
Until I got a big surprise . . .
I JUST HAD A CHATROOM ROMANCE
WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD MAN
I THOUGHT THAT I FOUND MY GIRL, BUT IT CHANGED MY WORLD
I JUST HAD A CHATROOM ROMANCE
WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD MAN
I THOUGHT THAT I FOUND MY GIRL, BUT IT CHANGED MY WORLD
WHEN I REALIZED I WAS TYPING WITH JUST ONE HAND
TO A 50-YEAR OLD MAN
So after Bobbie, there was Christine
She was like a fantasy on my screen
Then one night she told me to stop on by
But at the door was the same old guy . . .
CHORUS
I JUST HAD A CHATROOM ROMANCE
WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD MAN
I THOUGHT THAT I FOUND MY GIRL, BUT IT CHANGED MY WORLD
I JUST HAD A CHATROOM ROMANCE
WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD MAN
I THOUGHT THAT I FOUND MY GIRL, BUT IT CHANGED MY WORLD
‘CAUSE I SENT OUT EMAILS AND PICTURES WITHOUT MY PANTS
TO A 50-YEAR-OLD MAN
Guitar Solo
Spoken: “Hi, is Bobbie home?”
“Yer lookin at him!”
His name was Bobby, the old man said
Then he called me “baby” and I said “You’re Dead!”
He came a little closer and I got so mad
But he didn’t really look that bad
CHORUS
I JUST HAD A CHATROOM ROMANCE
WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD MAN
I THOUGHT THAT I FOUND MY GIRL, BUT IT CHANGED MY WORLD
I JUST HAD A CHATROOM ROMANCE
WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD MAN
I THOUGHT THAT I FOUND MY GIRL, BUT IT CHANGED MY WORLD
WHEN I GAVE UP FIGHTING AND STAYED FOR A ONE-NIGHT-STAND
WITH SOMEONE SO OLD THAT HE EVEN COULD BE MY DAD
WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD MAN