Celebrity Quotes

"Pop + Rock + folk = Indiegasm!!" -- Rolling Scone

“You just don’t find stuff like this at the major’s anymore”
– Rosie O’Connell


“Even the most jaded, alternative media junkie will fall hard for this soft rock”
– Vanity Flair


“Tired of fast-food American Idol music? Kick back to this homemade dish of Indie-Pop splendor. You won’t believe this gay isn’t signed yet.”
– Clive Beavis


“My mum would’ve loved Toby, and so do I.”
- Prince William of Whales


“Celine Dion meets Ryan Seacrest!”
– Peoples


“Soft Rock . . . Big @#*!”
- Howard Spern


“If John Mayer, Stevie Nicks, and Sufjan Stevens had a threesome, it would sound like Toby Madigan!” – John Spewart


“If Katy Perry kissed Jason Mraz instead of a girl, and they had a baby, it would be Toby Madigan” – Margaret Ho


“1/2 the songwriting talent of Bob Dylan + ½ the balls of the Dixie Chicks = 1 big Toby Madigan!”
– Ellen Degenerate


“The hungriest artist I have ever met!” – Florence Smith, Brooklyn Food Stamp Office


“The best singer in the world” – Amy Gorman, Toby's High School Choir Teacher, Ohio


“There’s something almost spiritual about Toby’s lack of connection with the real world.”
– Deepak Oprah


“Toby just soothes me, and sometimes I even listen to his music.” – Ginger Cline, Orange County mom